nerdyfacts:

(Source.)

On the one hand, that’s a pretty awful story idea.

On the other hand, I’d bone Gwyneth Paltrow if I had the chance too.

tabularojo:

fadeintocase:

helioscentrifuge:

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

i really hope this is a joke because WOW YOU’RE REALLY GOOD AT BUYING INTO ALIEN SYSTEMS OF RACISM HOLY SHIT.

what the actual fuck is wrong with my fandom

wait is no one allowed to cosplay caliborn then?

I’m not even homestuck and this pisses me off.

That’s brilliant. Replace the hemospectrum with race, gender, body size, etc., and you have every idiotic nitpick about who gets to cosplay ever.

aspidelaps:

wet-chrome:

PROSTHETIC ARM by Kaylene Kau

Tentacle arm? Yes, please.

awesome looking leap for prosthetics and also probably best masturbation tool ever

Too bad Aichi’s on vacation. They invented a noodle arm!

mayclore:

I wrote this in fifteen minutes after seeing the episode.  I was like, ‘shit, why didn’t he just tell her to do this?’

True. Then again, he is 12. He can’t think of everything

hei spoderman iam batmin

Just as long as you bring money for food.

But seriously, will anybody be there? I’d like to meet you

Anyone going to Comicpalooza in Houston this weekend?

http://www.comicpalooza.com/guest-category/featured-2013/

I’ll be there. 

sosaysmrstewart:

cosmictuesdays:

anglepoiselamp:

donttakemebacktotherange:

Spooky…

What if you went to this place at night and somewhere amongst the sea of red boxes a telephone started to ring?

Pick it up. It’s for you.

NO

“Strange. This one’s blue. And it’s humming…”

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

Make it clear that you would want it to be a check if the amount is over $1000

tabularojo:

atopfourthwall:

the-katty-korner:

follylollysews:

Chances are, if you’ve logged into tumblr within the past week you’ve noticed that there’s an awful lot of Pokemon splicing going on.  I was particularly fond of the cute Koffing splices so I made plushies of Chanfing and Raifing *u*

I don’t have room to keep these (they’re bigger than they look in the pictures!), but I’m not sure how much I’d want to sell them for.  If you’re interested in adopting one/both shoot me an offer, I also have a trade wishlist~

O M F G!!!!!

Koffing was already kind of cute in just how happy he was BEING Koffing and then the Pokemon splices just made it AWESOME.

this is getting out of hand, and I’m glad

Holy shit, those are cute