Lord Anubis

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

tabularojo:

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

Hmm if you didn’t have a reflection would a hall of mirrors be more difficult to navigate or easier?

More difficult. It’d be harder to tell where the mirrors end and you’d walk into a lot of walls

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

kevinbolk:

chosen-undead:

THAT’S ME!

There really isn’t nearly enough positive representation of skeletons in video games. It’s 2014, developers! It’s time to bone up!!!

crossboneiscool

mr-toggle:

Favorite Anime Openings/Endings - Kuragehime

There’s a face I want to see
And a voice I want to hear once I wake up.
Let the joy ring out.
Good morning!
Let’s get along today, as well.

Koko Dake no Hanashi - Chatmonchy

So that’s adorable

rwmead:

A conversation between Alex Hirsch and Emmy Cicierega on Twitter. Clearly, the staff of Gravity Falls are professionals and Season Two will be better than ever.

(The punchline doesn’t really work well as a picture, so click here to hear Alex’s reading of his own Emmy-worthy dialogue.)

WHOAH Emily Cicierega works on Gravity Falls? Holy hell

thebigbadwerewolf:

silversarcasm:

snark-sniper:

mrakato:

silversarcasm:

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

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This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.

That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

roasted